Some funny and not so funny and some down right twisted one shots by yours truely... Domino_kitty AKA Chibi Horsewoman (my pen name on fanfiction.net) I'll share a few that I have posted. I'm still waiting to get inspired again. I hope I don't get too much hate because a lot of my one shots spoof Bloom and/or Sky.

Here's one of my first.:



Summary: I interview the Winx Club girls. Fun huh? Right

Disclaimer: If I owned Winx Club, it wouldn't have been bought by 4Kids and everyone would dress better.

Me: Thank you girls for coming here today and telling me about your experiences being a fairy in Magix and having magic. I'm glad you could take time from your busy schedules.

Musa: (pulls out her iPod) Yeah, do you have any batteries?

Me: No, but I do have some Ranch Doritos and soda

Flora: Ew, gross, got any carrots?

Me: Uh no.

Layla: What kind of soda?

Me: Orange. I tried to get Coca Cola, but it wasn't in the budget.

Layla: Damn.

Musa : (Shakes her iPod) You're sure you have no batteries?

Me: (Sighs) Yes, you're here to listen to me, not music.

Tecna: Do you have any steak?

Me: No sorry, just ranch Doritos and orange soda.

Tecna: (pulls a piece of raw steak from her bookbag)

Bloom: I love orange soda. (Hugs a can of orange soda)

Stella: I love boys! Yummy, yummy delicious boys Mmm, just thinking about them makes my mouth water.

Layla: When's the last time she had her medication?

Bloom: Last Tuesday

Flora: I think she hid it from us.

Tecna: That's not good

Musa: Someone should beat her with a frying pan

Darcy: I had a yummy boy once.

Musa: Yeah you hypnotized him

Darcy: Yeah, are you jealous?

Me: Yeah okay. Anyways what I was saying….

Flora: Do you have any water?

Me: No, the pipes broke. All we have is orange soda Now as I was saying you a….

Tecna: So, there's no working bathroom either?

Me: No, the bathroom works

Flora: So there is water?

Me: No just soda.

Musa: Ew! Orange soda! (Drops a can and it sprays all over everything.

Tecna: (Takes a big bite out of her steak)

Flora: Oh yuck! Now I'm all sticky! I need to go wash up!

Me: Can't you wait until the interview is over?

Flora: No! I need to clean up now!

Me: Fine! Go. Go. Wash up!

Flora: (Runs off to the restroom)

Bloom: (Opens a bag of Doritos)

Stella: You know what I like even better than boys?

Me: (sighs) What?

Stella: Popular boys

Layla: Too bad your boyfriend's retarded

Me: Who's your boyfriend?

Stella: Stormy (Blushes)

Me: (falls out of my chair) What! What happened to Brandon! And Stormy isn't a boy!

Stormy: (Comes through the door) Yes I am baby!

Me: (Scrambles from the floor and hides behind Musa) Wah!

Tecna: After the whole stealing the Dragon Fire and trying to take over Magix scandal a local newspaper dug into her/his past and found out she was born a male. Later Stormy in a two hour long special on Dr. Phil broke down and finally admitted it all. There were many tears that day. Most of them from Carson Kressly.

Me: I never heard of this. I just saw her the second season and everything looked the same.

Stormy: I need a hug

Me: Wah! (Punches Stormy in the face)

Stella: Hey that's my boyfriend!

Flora: (enters the room) You liar! I found plenty of water! Gallons of it in the janitor's closet! (Starts throwing gallons of water)

Me: (Sweat drops) Everyone just sit down please.

Musa: Who wants pie? (Pulls out a pie)

Layla: Cheese please!

Tecna: (Finishes her steak and licks her fingers)

Bloom: These Doritos are stale!

Me: (Freaks out and runs for the door)

Stella: (Blocks the door) No one attacks my boyfriend and gets away with it!

Me: (Looks around at the angry faces)

Flora: Drown her in orange soda!

Me: (Knocks over Stella and hides out in the bathroom for the next three days)

So long and thanks for the fish .

This story was brought to you by insanity. Thank you for reading.

wow i loved this crazy story

i hope you do too and keep writing more

Summary: Just picture one of the Trix sisters singing this song. It'll make sense.

Disclaimer: Yes I know I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care. This song was just begging for me to write it. If you want the lyrics to California Girls by Gretchen Wilson I suggest you Google them. I don't own Winx Club but I own this song.

I ain't never had a problem with Alfea. There's a lot of good women who are pretty cool if you care to meet 'em.

But those fairy types after a while wear on ya. Struttin' around in wings and bling. Can't even cast a good hex or anything.

Ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea girls? Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left who know how to rock your world? Ain't afraid to go for what we want and we know how to flaunt it too. Ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea girls?

There ain't nothin' wrong with being somewhat perky. Daria is really quite appealing to me. But that Solarian Princess gets under my skin. With her hair extensions and her plastered on grin. She'd never have a chance at a real man (Sorry Brandon)

Ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea girls? Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left who know how to rock your world. Ain't afraid to get our hands dirty and we can get a little flirty too. Yeah ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea Girls?

So, how dead am I? Or are you just so impressed with my creativity you don't care that I insulted the Winx? Well, at least I didn't kill anyone! Review!

I can see Darcy singing this... definitely.